Thursday, January 11, 2007
Lao Tze descended from heavens yesterday and enlightened me. And thus this revelation: i shall no longer associate being emotional as emo, rather..i'll call myself drunk.
So this few days i was dead drunk. The rain today didnt make it any better. I suspect im having my menopause now but i cant really tell. so many things to talk about, so little i can remember..
Lets start from the first thing i see on my table......hmmm.... a NYP LEAFLET!!! Abit strange that they sent me this leaflet...so it let me thinking long and hard about their elaborate plot and i finally came to a conclusion. Afterall, im a world-renowned phophet so it took me like half a nanosecond to decipher the hidden meaning. listen up ppl.. all the polytechnics and jcs are actually in colaborations with each other. Obviously, they know im a graduate of my dear jc and wun send me a leaflet about their sch for no reason. Well there is. Apparently, cambridge has already marked finish our A lvl scripts and are currently being processed by MOE ( Mastermind Of-what's-actually-happening-underneath-singapore's Education). Now we come to this point, i had 2 conclusions.
A: they hire monkeys to sort out A lvl certs of ppl who pass and ppl who failed into 2 seperate piles and process on to send the information to all polytechnics and jcs. From there, the jcs will proceed to delete the failures' particulars from their database and polys start issueing leaflets to them. Get the drift? No? I dun really care.
B: they hire smarter monkeys ( mostly smokers) to deduce from the A lvl grades on our potentials and orders the polys to send leaflets to the potential leaders of singapore AKA me.
When my result comes out, i'll know which it is. Stay tune.
Since we're on this topic of education, lets talk about another topic related to education. Trust.
Trust is a sensitive word, like nipples and PAP. Trust can often be misused, abused, losed, gain, losed again, gain back again and so on.... Y do we trust ppl, cuz they sound credible? cuz u've been around the person long enough? WIll u trust ppl when they give u candies to pamper u? To some ppl, trust is a word so commonly use it's insignificant, like abortion and i love you to list a few examples. How the hell do u expect yourself to trust ppl in a new environment so easily? But then again, there's always the issue of the candies. If ppl would engage in unsightly things for money, i dun see why candies are even a big deal.
ok im not making any sense cuz i completely forgotten wad i wanted to blog about. Then again, im drunk, so yeah its a good excuse. Oh btw, side question, who reads my blog anyway? pls tell me, i'll update your names on my blog so i know wad i can say and wad i cant say. Due to the presence of adult readers, i shall refrain from using too much vulgarities ( notice i mention 'much' instead of 'many'? =D )
btw.. HELLO ALLY'S MUM!!!! =D =D =D =D MY MOST VIVID READER..I SHALL FLOOD U WITH LARGE PURPLEEMO DRUNK GUY'S WORDS
So this few days i was dead drunk. The rain today didnt make it any better. I suspect im having my menopause now but i cant really tell. so many things to talk about, so little i can remember..
Lets start from the first thing i see on my table......hmmm.... a NYP LEAFLET!!! Abit strange that they sent me this leaflet...so it let me thinking long and hard about their elaborate plot and i finally came to a conclusion. Afterall, im a world-renowned phophet so it took me like half a nanosecond to decipher the hidden meaning. listen up ppl.. all the polytechnics and jcs are actually in colaborations with each other. Obviously, they know im a graduate of my dear jc and wun send me a leaflet about their sch for no reason. Well there is. Apparently, cambridge has already marked finish our A lvl scripts and are currently being processed by MOE ( Mastermind Of-what's-actually-happening-underneath-singapore's Education). Now we come to this point, i had 2 conclusions.
A: they hire monkeys to sort out A lvl certs of ppl who pass and ppl who failed into 2 seperate piles and process on to send the information to all polytechnics and jcs. From there, the jcs will proceed to delete the failures' particulars from their database and polys start issueing leaflets to them. Get the drift? No? I dun really care.
B: they hire smarter monkeys ( mostly smokers) to deduce from the A lvl grades on our potentials and orders the polys to send leaflets to the potential leaders of singapore AKA me.
When my result comes out, i'll know which it is. Stay tune.
Since we're on this topic of education, lets talk about another topic related to education. Trust.
Trust is a sensitive word, like nipples and PAP. Trust can often be misused, abused, losed, gain, losed again, gain back again and so on.... Y do we trust ppl, cuz they sound credible? cuz u've been around the person long enough? WIll u trust ppl when they give u candies to pamper u? To some ppl, trust is a word so commonly use it's insignificant, like abortion and i love you to list a few examples. How the hell do u expect yourself to trust ppl in a new environment so easily? But then again, there's always the issue of the candies. If ppl would engage in unsightly things for money, i dun see why candies are even a big deal.
ok im not making any sense cuz i completely forgotten wad i wanted to blog about. Then again, im drunk, so yeah its a good excuse. Oh btw, side question, who reads my blog anyway? pls tell me, i'll update your names on my blog so i know wad i can say and wad i cant say. Due to the presence of adult readers, i shall refrain from using too much vulgarities ( notice i mention 'much' instead of 'many'? =D )
btw.. HELLO ALLY'S MUM!!!! =D =D =D =D MY MOST VIVID READER..I SHALL FLOOD U WITH LARGE PURPLE
ok..now i dunno wad to say le, i knew i should have blog when i had the inspiration. oh well..im too lazy to anyway, and the fact im blogging now shows alot. im bored with no frens and no entertainment. sob.
A SHOUT OUT TO FATTY NG JIE SHENG, I HOPE U DIE IN ARMY TML DUE TO THE LACK OF RUNNING. IM JOKING!!!! (im not)
TO MUTHU.... GATHER YOUR BALLS BABY AND USE THEM WISELY!!!!!
TO WHITE MAN PEH... STOP WATCING FULL HOUSE AND GET SOME WORK DONE MAN!!!!!!
TO MYSELF....elo =D
Zero-Niner, Roger...out 11:38 PM