Monday, March 27, 2006
ah....i've been huanted by some unidentified entity that i did not do as what i promised, which was to try to blog once a day. come on..im a busy man yeah...busy doing nth.. so yah..here it is..
Today's been a bad bad day...firstly....we have to wear our uniform for like 40 mins then change to our pe kit for pc. And after that we still have to change back to our uniform. Crappy mondays. then comes the econs test which i didn't study for. -.- as if it wasnt bad enough, i seem to be struck by some diarrhoea disease.
I had to go to the toilet halfway through pc, cuz the running really makes it inbearable, if u know what i mean. Came home, visited the toilet again. And i just came out of the toilet for the third time today. god... i was pretty sure this ordeal made me shed 3kgs of bowels out of my body. ( u flilthy spawns of darkness) i search my house for a weighing machine and weighed myself. i was hoping for the meter to stop at 62kg. Apparently, it didnt. Turns out my 1 day ordeal only shed 500 grams of crap out of me.
Hmm..come to think of it, i can open a slimming center for desperate people.
Imagine... One day per week
Three sessions each time
GURANTEE IMMEDIATE EFFECTS ( as tested out by yours truly)
how cool is that? by doing nth other then merely speeding up the process of nature, u get to lose 0.5kg per week! JUST BY POPPING KEVIN'S PATENTED BOWEL PILLS CREATED FROM 20 DIFFERENT KINDS OF LAXATIVE.BETTER THAN XANSO TABLETS, BETTER THAN SLIM 15, BETTER THAN WHAT MARIE LOVESYOU BODYLINE.WHAT AN AFFORDABLE DEAL.GET IT NOW!!
oh oh...and i can name it
KEVIN'S SLIM BODYLINE TABLET DISTRIBUTION CENTER
" YOU'LL SHIT SO MUCH YOUR ASS WOULD HURT "
i can already sense my future ahead of me. retire at 25, get married, have children, die at a happy age. ah...life...
Today's been a bad bad day...firstly....we have to wear our uniform for like 40 mins then change to our pe kit for pc. And after that we still have to change back to our uniform. Crappy mondays. then comes the econs test which i didn't study for. -.- as if it wasnt bad enough, i seem to be struck by some diarrhoea disease.
I had to go to the toilet halfway through pc, cuz the running really makes it inbearable, if u know what i mean. Came home, visited the toilet again. And i just came out of the toilet for the third time today. god... i was pretty sure this ordeal made me shed 3kgs of bowels out of my body. ( u flilthy spawns of darkness) i search my house for a weighing machine and weighed myself. i was hoping for the meter to stop at 62kg. Apparently, it didnt. Turns out my 1 day ordeal only shed 500 grams of crap out of me.
Hmm..come to think of it, i can open a slimming center for desperate people.
Imagine... One day per week
Three sessions each time
GURANTEE IMMEDIATE EFFECTS ( as tested out by yours truly)
how cool is that? by doing nth other then merely speeding up the process of nature, u get to lose 0.5kg per week! JUST BY POPPING KEVIN'S PATENTED BOWEL PILLS CREATED FROM 20 DIFFERENT KINDS OF LAXATIVE.BETTER THAN XANSO TABLETS, BETTER THAN SLIM 15, BETTER THAN WHAT MARIE LOVESYOU BODYLINE.WHAT AN AFFORDABLE DEAL.GET IT NOW!!
oh oh...and i can name it
KEVIN'S SLIM BODYLINE TABLET DISTRIBUTION CENTER
" YOU'LL SHIT SO MUCH YOUR ASS WOULD HURT "
i can already sense my future ahead of me. retire at 25, get married, have children, die at a happy age. ah...life...
Zero-Niner, Roger...out 11:51 PM